In related news, I’m updating Imaginary Craigslist Interior Decorator again.
important Steve Rogers fact: he can probably swear fluently in at least four languages
I mean. I’m sure he can say some other stuff too! But the IMPORTANT part is that he knows all possible swears in English, French, German and Japanese circa 1944.
Okay, so I made a post about how I want a movie in which Lupita Nyong’o is a hotshot young Interpol agent who always gets her man, and Chiwetel Ejiofor is the suave international art thief whose next big heist is stealing… her heart
And THIS IS IT. THIS IS SUAVE INTERNATIONAL ART THIEF CHIWETEL.
Someone find me a picture of Lupita wearing a REALLY cute pantsuit so I can make a photoset.
One week to Zinefest— here’s what we did!
I am super excited to announce that Chosen Ones, The Avatar Cyle, and Infinite Unknowns are complete and going to print tomorrow!
Sadly, I am still short on material for Concordance, but I’m going keep accepting contributions until DC Zinefest in August, and hopefully get it done by then.
Final pagecount, if you’re curious:
Chosen Ones, 20 pages
The Avatar Cycle, 24 pages
Infinite Unknowns, 28 pages
I will have print copies available this Sunday, April 27 at Brooklyn Zinefest, along with a solo zine about fandom, print copies of my Galaxy Quest zine from Yuletide, and my previous print zines (for Doctor Who, Discworld, Les Mis and Pushing Daisies).
PDFs of all complete zines will be available here sometime next week— I’ll be sure to post about it. Contributor’s copies will also be going out in the mail as soon as possible.
Thanks so much to all my amazing contributors! These zines are awesome, thanks to you.
protip: do not listen to “Fortunate Son” if you have watched Cap 2 anytime in the last 100 years
oh god, you guys, I’ve hit the point where literally every song I listen to that is remotely a sad love song gives me upsetting Steve/Bucky feelings
in the last half hour, this has happened with Regina Spektor’s On the Radio, Warren Zevon’s Keep Me in Your Heart, Vienna Teng’s Stray Italian Greyhound, and for some reason Spiderwebs by No Doubt
this is so much worse than the time I realized every breakup song is a hilarious Lex/Clark Smallville vid waiting to happen
cosmictuesdays asked: I want fic of Steve and Bucky shopping at the greenmarket, both because it's the only place to get fruit that tastes right, and because NO ONE would believe Captain America does his own shopping. It's the perfect hiding-in-plain-sight cover.
CORRECT, Steve is That Guy who buys all his produce organic and as local as possible and cares sincerely about food miles and Bucky gives him ENDLESS shit for it but Steve figures that since they no longer have to subsist on Bucky’s horrible Depression-era meatloaf that was mostly turnip, why not get the good stuff?